Critting
Critting by the Dih stroyer April 6, 2025
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Crinting
English slang originating in the city of Plymouth. It means to cry falsely or attempt to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by:
1 children under ten to gain concessions from their parents or
2 silly bitches with acute princess syndrome who didn’t get their own way.
1 children under ten to gain concessions from their parents or
2 silly bitches with acute princess syndrome who didn’t get their own way.
1 But mum everyone else is going!
Well you’re not, so stop your crinting and live with it
2 How could you possibly do this to me?
Very easily! You’re a total pain in the arse so stop your crinting an fuck off.
Well you’re not, so stop your crinting and live with it
2 How could you possibly do this to me?
Very easily! You’re a total pain in the arse so stop your crinting an fuck off.
Crinting by AKACroatalin March 6, 2019
Dick Clittington
One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'
Dick Clittington by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010
chat chitting
chat chitting by D-Man DROCK May 5, 2006
button clitting
Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."
button clitting by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009
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