crisu

A pretty bitch that loves yuli and knows about live. You better not fuck up with her or mess around or she'll hit ya. She is smart as fuck and her friendship is everlasting

That girl is such a crisu, I wanna be friends with her

by Mckndrlssss July 10, 2017

Crisu

Crisu is a Black man who resides in the Philippines and is also a member of the Group Memestock and is formerly the Wife of Eli.

Guy1: Damn this Crisu guy sends such funny memes

Guy2: Yeah

by The_Filipino_Thugshaker September 9, 2023

pain pill crisis

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!

Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Crisco Box

The future ex-Secretary of State for the state of Kansas, Voter Suppressor-in-Chief, and a man whose office allegedly made an error that doubled his own lead in a primary election for Governor of the State of Kansas. An oleaginous, greasy or otherwise oily politician who has been routinely caught in varying lies and misstatements of fact made to journalists and federal court judges. See, also, Kris Kobach

Crisco Box doesn't think it's a conflict of interest to be the Secretary of State overseeing his own primary election as he tries to run for Governor. Don't be a Crisco Box.

by Dude From Kansas August 9, 2018

Never let a crisis...

Never let a crisis... go to waste!
- Old leftist political saying.

The Chicago mayor said never let a crisis... go to waste!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Existential Crisis

An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.

Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence

by X_Random_X October 25, 2015

Mary Cris

Mary Cris is a very sweet and loving person. She is the person who like to do an effort for her love ones. She is sometimes not sure on her decisions and immediately regrets it after. She is a very committed person and never forgets to love herself. Mary cris is kinda hot and cute at the same time.

a: I want to find a person who will make me feel that Im special
b: Then you should love Mary Cris

by halfcoldhalfhot June 8, 2021