crisu
A pretty bitch that loves yuli and knows about live. You better not fuck up with her or mess around or she'll hit ya. She is smart as fuck and her friendship is everlasting
crisu by Mckndrlssss July 10, 2017
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Crisu
Crisu is a Black man who resides in the Philippines and is also a member of the Group Memestock and is formerly the Wife of Eli.
Crisu by The_Filipino_Thugshaker September 9, 2023
pain pill crisis
Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!
pain pill crisis by Starchylde May 31, 2016
Crisco Box
The future ex-Secretary of State for the state of Kansas, Voter Suppressor-in-Chief, and a man whose office allegedly made an error that doubled his own lead in a primary election for Governor of the State of Kansas. An oleaginous, greasy or otherwise oily politician who has been routinely caught in varying lies and misstatements of fact made to journalists and federal court judges. See, also, Kris Kobach
Crisco Box doesn't think it's a conflict of interest to be the Secretary of State overseeing his own primary election as he tries to run for Governor. Don't be a Crisco Box.
Crisco Box by Dude From Kansas August 9, 2018
Never let a crisis...
Never let a crisis... by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
Existential Crisis
An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.
Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence
Existential Crisis by X_Random_X October 25, 2015
Mary Cris
Mary Cris is a very sweet and loving person. She is the person who like to do an effort for her love ones. She is sometimes not sure on her decisions and immediately regrets it after. She is a very committed person and never forgets to love herself. Mary cris is kinda hot and cute at the same time.
Mary Cris by halfcoldhalfhot June 8, 2021
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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