Chisum

A fucking badass legit dude. He's cool as shit but cross him and you'll get hit several times before you even know what's happening. A fucking hoss.

Guy 1: Whoa, did you see that dude just beat the shit out of those 5 guys and walk away like it didn't even phase him?

Guy 2:Yeah...he's a fuckin' Chisum.

by That'swriteupchinaski August 06, 2011

Chisum

The crusty stuff on the bottom of the nutsack.

"my god! Did you see the chisum flakes fall off that guys nuts?"

by curly b April 19, 2006

Chisum

Usually exchanged for the word f*ck

Chisum you b*tch!

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

Chisum Yank

Basically a handjob. However it has to come from someone (male or female) who works in the West Texas Oil fields and therefore have the nastiest, knarliest most calloused hands imaginable.

Man that was weird. I was all fired up about the handjob she was offering after her 3 week shift in Odessa, but after it was said and done it’s was more like a Chisum Yank

by Shafe98 June 11, 2018