Urban Dictionary: crisco

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The bouncer at Joey's Bar where gays hung out always knew what Louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

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crisco

Crisco is a lard substitute that can be found in a large can, and it is also a term used to describe a woman with a large booty.

Although not immediately apparent, they can both be described as "fat in the can".

You: "How you doin', Crisco?"
Her: "Why you callin' me Crisco?"
You: "Cuz you fat in the can!"

by ButcherMonkey January 25, 2004

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Crisco

Greasy or smooth like

BlackKingQueens sniped five dregs and that was crisco.

by DestinyPlayers77 January 31, 2015

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crisco

A vegetable shortening-based lard substitute. Also, a sex toy.

Hotmaster J has a dual use for crisco, as he can eat it and then use it to pleaseure himself.

by Some dude who thinks cheese tastes funny... May 09, 2003

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crisco

Quite simply put....Fat in the can.

See that chick over there......You can call her crisco, cause shes fat in the can.

by Richie Ricardo May 27, 2005

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Crisco

Describes an overweight woman with a fat ass.

Look at that girl's huge ass. She's like Crisco: Fat in the can.

by dan422 August 20, 2009

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