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Crister Ronaldo 

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi
Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii
Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt
"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"
crunter by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007

cristerna 

a not so common Hispanic last name. commonly mistaken as cristina when read aloud but it is not it is cristerna.
Josh:"dude did you see anissa? She changed alot over the summer"
Alex:"which Anissa?"
Josh:"Anissa Cristerna"
Alex:"retard, thats my girlfriend"
cristerna by anissamc June 21, 2008

Crister RONALD 

CRISTER RONALD SEWYYYYYYYY!
CRISTER'S COCK IN TANAYS ASS
MANCHESTER IS RED NOT BLUE OJAS
Crister RONALD
Crister RONALD by uwushubhandpratha September 6, 2022

Crisnery 

Is a such a beautiful woman with a charming heart and an ass you never seen
Crisnery has a fatty
Crisnery by Mike toddd March 21, 2024

Crisnery 

Is a beautiful woman with a charming heart

And an ass you never see. Before
Crisnery has a fatty
Crisnery by Mike toddd March 21, 2024
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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