crisptard 

some guy on anime tiktok that is bored out of his mind. he loves spraying his sweet nectar on femboys

Have you seen crisptard's new arc? He is pretending to be dreamsexual!

crisptard by crisptard January 15, 2022

Cryptard 

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Christardation 

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"

Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

chimptard 

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

chimptard by summix May 8, 2008

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Crosstard 

one who pushes the crosswalk button at an intersection then proceeds to cross before the light changes, stopping traffic after they have already made it safely across the street.

"I'm stuck at this red light because that crosstard had to hit the button before crossing the street."

Crosstard by M.Webster February 19, 2015

Cryptards 

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

Cryptards by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022