crisptard

some guy on anime tiktok that is bored out of his mind. he loves spraying his sweet nectar on femboys

Have you seen crisptard's new arc? He is pretending to be dreamsexual!

by crisptard January 15, 2022

Cryptard

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Christardation

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"

by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

chimptard

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

by summix May 8, 2008

craptard

craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard

dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard

man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard

dude i got you haha
man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard

by littlejimmie March 14, 2019

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Crosstard

one who pushes the crosswalk button at an intersection then proceeds to cross before the light changes, stopping traffic after they have already made it safely across the street.

"I'm stuck at this red light because that crosstard had to hit the button before crossing the street."

by M.Webster February 19, 2015