one who pushes the crosswalk button at an intersection then proceeds to cross before the light changes, stopping traffic after they have already made it safely across the street.
"I'm stuck at this red light because that crosstard had to hit the button before crossing the street."
by M.Webster February 19, 2015
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The Ship Has It´s Letters Switched: CrightMoss
The Ship Has It´s Letters Switched: CrightMoss
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Get the Crossfade mug.A key move used by savvy drinkers where you have about one quarter of your cocktail left as you approach the bartender for your next, as not to go bone dry. Similar to the DJ crossfade smooth transition from one song to the next by turning the volume down on the first song as it ends and up on the new song as it begins.
Barney: Eric got toasted last night
Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
by the comand'r October 22, 2022
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Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”
by Camicow3 April 6, 2019
Get the Crottard mug.A word puzzle that normally takes the form of a square or rectangular grid of white and shaded squares. The shaded squares are used to separate the words or phrases. The goal is to fill the white squares with letters by solving clues that lead to the answers. Could frustrate you to death.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
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Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.
by EagleAS October 29, 2011
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