one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard
Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).