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christtard

noun:
A person that is so blinded by their faith that they appear, to those not sharing their extreme beliefs, to have been stunted at some point in their mental development. These individuals can be found in discussion groups spouting parables, scripture, and direct quotes from the bible, generally to groups that have no desire to read their posts.

When confronted by people not sharing their beliefs, they either say something asinine, quote the bible (sometimes wrongly) or go off on a totally unchristian tangent and swear, insult, and try to belittle the specific one confronting them.
"There is some Christtard in the Atheist group telling us we are all going to hell because we don't think exactly like he does."
by Eustace Baggs August 29, 2007
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Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time
Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.
by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011
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Christardation

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"
by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010
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ChristianDave

A hardstuck bronze/silver player in valorant
He's hardstuck?
That must be ChristianDave
by aftz March 17, 2022
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Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)
"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."
by D March 29, 2004
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christarian

An authoritarian that uses Christianity as a means to legitimize their ideology.
That preacher screaming about obedience to God, and not about loving your neighbor, is not a Christian. He's really a Christarian.
by jurban1997 January 30, 2017
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christmad

When you go mad at Christmas because of relatives coming over
or
when stores completly forgets about everything in their store and just fill it all with Christmas stuff.
"So what are you doing for Crimbo?"
"Aah , my old aunties and my ma' are coming over. I'm going Christmad!"

"Did you get those chips from the store?"
"No! The store's went completly Christmad! They stopped selling chips to make way for more mince pies!"
by bethm26@hotmail.com December 17, 2008
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