christtard 

noun:
A person that is so blinded by their faith that they appear, to those not sharing their extreme beliefs, to have been stunted at some point in their mental development. These individuals can be found in discussion groups spouting parables, scripture, and direct quotes from the bible, generally to groups that have no desire to read their posts.

When confronted by people not sharing their beliefs, they either say something asinine, quote the bible (sometimes wrongly) or go off on a totally unchristian tangent and swear, insult, and try to belittle the specific one confronting them.

"There is some Christtard in the Atheist group telling us we are all going to hell because we don't think exactly like he does."

christtard by Eustace Baggs August 29, 2007

Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

Chritarded by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

Christardation 

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"

Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

ChristianDave 

A hardstuck bronze/silver player in valorant

He's hardstuck?
That must be ChristianDave

ChristianDave by aftz March 17, 2022

Christard 

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)

"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."

Christard by D March 29, 2004

christarian 

An authoritarian that uses Christianity as a means to legitimize their ideology.

That preacher screaming about obedience to God, and not about loving your neighbor, is not a Christian. He's really a Christarian.

christarian by jurban1997 January 30, 2017

christmad 

When you go mad at Christmas because of relatives coming over
or
when stores completly forgets about everything in their store and just fill it all with Christmas stuff.

"So what are you doing for Crimbo?"
"Aah , my old aunties and my ma' are coming over. I'm going Christmad!"

"Did you get those chips from the store?"
"No! The store's went completly Christmad! They stopped selling chips to make way for more mince pies!"

christmad by [e-mail] December 17, 2008