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Christified

The act of been 'christied'. Named after Christy McFelch, a legandary party animal from Felchard. He would drink so much and take so many drugs that he would curl up with his tongue hanging out, unable to respond to stimulus. Getting into this state became known as 'been christified'
He is fuckin christified!
Christified by Slim November 14, 2004
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Christified

Basically-to get fucked up...Christy G. from Longwood University is known to get Christified almost every night...leading her to become a complete sketch-ball!
Stop being so Christified...ur freaking me out!
Christified by Anonymous April 26, 2005

Christmafied 

To have lots of christmas decorations, and/or to be decorated in christmas related things.
"Our room is christmafied beyond belief!"
Christmafied by Paul Malenke December 29, 2007

crustified dibbs

One of the illest emcees to step out of LI. responsible for such classics such as cunt renaissance , statchy ,50,000 heads & every record label sucks dick
Crustified dibbs was banned from the jive office brought a chick with a two foot vibrator up to rawkus
crustified dibbs by Infected dick January 21, 2007

christivie 

Christivie's are sweet mature individuals. They are the most helpful friends you can have and always there in time of need. If you have a Christivie in your life then keep onto them as they are very rare individuals.
"I wish I had a Christivie man".
christivie by Lhanzboy March 17, 2017

crustified spunk lips 

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.
shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips

ChrisOptified

A lib tard who has 300 subscribers and growing very slowly
Have you watched ChrisOptified, I wouldn't recommend it he's a lib tard
ChrisOptified by ParryBEN March 19, 2019
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