crippleage

the horrible feeling you get in your head when you wake up after a heavy night and then try and stand up.

Owain Wakes up
Owain tries to sit up
'Ahhh Cripppleage

by righ July 19, 2003

cripplecheeser

One who plays COD too long or too much.

"It says on his combat record he's been playing for 12 days". What a cripplecheeser.

by GrandpaEster April 18, 2011

cripplecreek ferry

When you kick someone in the knee while they are at a urinal and proceed to urinate on them.

Lenny is in the hospital after Drew gave him a cripplecreek ferry.

by Helena Bonham Carnage March 3, 2017

crippleware

Software or hardware that limits consumer choice.

I'm not buying that crippleware iPhone or iPod since I don't want to have to buy all my music from iTunes.

by wavedeva January 15, 2007

crippletext

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.

I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!

by greyghost07 January 25, 2009

Cripplage

A crippled person with privilege

Look at Stephen hawking he's got cripplage

by Cr4$y_p0rn$t4r May 7, 2025

crinkleage

Both the action and sound that occurs when you annoy others eating a Lays chip bag. (Sponsored by Lays)

The sound of crinkleage turns me on.

by crinkleage May 19, 2018