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cripplecheeser 

One who plays COD too long or too much.
"It says on his combat record he's been playing for 12 days". What a cripplecheeser.
cripplecheeser by GrandpaEster April 18, 2011

cripplecreek ferry 

When you kick someone in the knee while they are at a urinal and proceed to urinate on them.
Lenny is in the hospital after Drew gave him a cripplecreek ferry.

crippleware 

Software or hardware that limits consumer choice.
I'm not buying that crippleware iPhone or iPod since I don't want to have to buy all my music from iTunes.
crippleware by wavedeva January 15, 2007

crippletext

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.
I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!
crippletext by greyghost07 January 25, 2009

crinkleage

Both the action and sound that occurs when you annoy others eating a Lays chip bag. (Sponsored by Lays)
The sound of crinkleage turns me on.
crinkleage by crinkleage May 19, 2018