cripple spot 

Parking space reserved for the disabled.

"Man! Right outside the front doors of Best Buy, and on Christmas Eve! I had to double check to make sure it wasn't a cripple spot."
"Damn, what a lucky park!"

cripple spot by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009

cripple song 

A strange phrase heard in the song Shapeshift by Horse The Band, an awesome metal group. In the song, the protagonist is asked by his girlfriend to "sing the cripple song" with her, which scares him off. Therefore, Cripple Song probably refers to marriage, sex,or a long term relationship, which the protagonist wants no part of. So he leaves her. In this sense, singing the cripple song, in real life, can refer to any task which one would rather avoid, such as working, paying bills, or visiting in-laws.

You should have seen her, at one with the Gods.

She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".

Then i was gone.

Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.

She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".

Then i was gone.

cripple song by KrispyDymond December 18, 2017

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

Cripple Stool by xzybit May 15, 2005

Cripple sticks 

A term for crutches

Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks

Cripple sticks by Starburst jellybean February 8, 2022

cripple sticks 

Crutches. Walking aids such as canes...

Stop calling me names or I'll hit you with my cripple sticks!

cripple sticks by hityouwithmycripplesticks December 26, 2007

cripple ship 

1. a disabled vessel
2. a nickname for someone with really weird friends/a nickname your friend called you once as a joke but soon became the name they use for you all the time...
3. Friends with poppet and sarita

Cripple Shipppp!!!!" or "Come on little ship"

cripple ship by Cripple Ship May 30, 2011

cripple speed 

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

cripple speed by dennyg March 21, 2020