An old man who has shrivelled and wrinkly ball sacks. They have uncontrollable asthma and no toes. They fell off in the Vietnam war.

Can also describe people who go down allyways and deal drugs late at night.

"Look at that old sad sack of shit, bet hes got the crinkles"

"I just saw some crinkles doing the shit business, no good man"

Crinkles by Rickyberwicksbollocks105050 October 31, 2019

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crinkles

When something is so Cringe it turns you into a can of standard size pringles bacon crisps

"Wow their computer setup is so crinkles *proceeds to turn into a can of standard size pringles bacon crisps*

crinkles by Realmastershark November 2, 2022

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Jimmy Crinkles

Jimmy Crinkle aka Jimmy Crinks refers to Crinkle cut french fries, typically those made by Chinese food restaurants and take-away eatery's. This is the way most blue-collar worker refer to they're crinkle cut french fries.

Sir James Walter McCrinkle Esquire aka James McCrinkett are Crinkle cut french fries eaten by posh or rich folks. They enjoy Sir James McCrinkle Esquires ONLY with grey poupon mustard which they merely dip whilst raising they're pinky finger upward. This is a very distinguished activity of which only the exclusive and rich may be apart of.

"man stop hogging all the Jimmy Crinks!"

"I'll have 2 large orders of Jimmy Crinkles."

"Excuse me Lord Smithington but could you please pass the Sir James Walter McCrinkle Esquires, my palate is thirsting for desirables."

Jimmy Crinkles by Tony Marrocolla April 30, 2008

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bitch crinkles

another word for vagina lips; labias

Cara had some pretty meaty bitch crinkles that zac liked to nibble on

bitch crinkles by BrandonTalamantes January 14, 2009

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crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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