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crinkles 

Having swag, steeze or style.
Rizz, finesse.
tsh, That man has mad crinkles.
Hes acting so crinkly right now

Nah, hes got too many crinkles, he finessing something
crinkles by Tamale Stick March 7, 2022

Crinkles 

An old man who has shrivelled and wrinkly ball sacks. They have uncontrollable asthma and no toes. They fell off in the Vietnam war.

Can also describe people who go down allyways and deal drugs late at night.
"Look at that old sad sack of shit, bet hes got the crinkles"

"I just saw some crinkles doing the shit business, no good man"

crinkles 

When something is so Cringe it turns you into a can of standard size pringles bacon crisps
"Wow their computer setup is so crinkles *proceeds to turn into a can of standard size pringles bacon crisps*
crinkles by Realmastershark November 2, 2022

Jimmy Crinkles 

Jimmy Crinkle aka Jimmy Crinks refers to Crinkle cut french fries, typically those made by Chinese food restaurants and take-away eatery's. This is the way most blue-collar worker refer to they're crinkle cut french fries.

Sir James Walter McCrinkle Esquire aka James McCrinkett are Crinkle cut french fries eaten by posh or rich folks. They enjoy Sir James McCrinkle Esquires ONLY with grey poupon mustard which they merely dip whilst raising they're pinky finger upward. This is a very distinguished activity of which only the exclusive and rich may be apart of.
"man stop hogging all the Jimmy Crinks!"

"I'll have 2 large orders of Jimmy Crinkles."

"Excuse me Lord Smithington but could you please pass the Sir James Walter McCrinkle Esquires, my palate is thirsting for desirables."

bitch crinkles 

Cara had some pretty meaty bitch crinkles that zac liked to nibble on

crinkle dick 

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010