criler 

A person who spoils a movie or TV-show they have already seen by crying before bad things happen.

You are such a criler! I can't watch Doctor Who with you anymore!

NO CRILERS!!!!

Don't you dare cryl!!!

criler by ZombieShrink December 20, 2017

crier 

someone who cries

Wow, Jimmy's such a crier!

crier by Sir Felipe February 14, 2020

criberal 

A crippled liberal. Doesn't actually have anything to do with the person's physical health or political affiliation. Just a meaningless insult

"You're a criberal"
"What does criberal mean"
"If you know you know"

criberal by magmalord01 October 21, 2019

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion by Charlie694 April 18, 2015

Crisler's Law 

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"

With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.

Crisler's Law by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011

chilero 

Guatemalan for damn awesome.

Que chilero tu carro.

Translation:

Your car is damn awesome.

chilero by MoniWalas October 19, 2008

porcelain coiler 

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.

Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.

porcelain coiler by mt1mp August 23, 2006