Crapinitus

When You have to take a dump very often due to upset stomach, diarhea, or just a large load..etc A Person who spends time taking dumps all day has the Crapinitus

I had the Crapinitus from that burrito I ate last night

Crapinitus by hizzodrizzo October 17, 2008

crapintosh 

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

crapintosh by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

copinitus 

copinitus is a really severe life long condition that makes you think very irrationally the symptoms include

-The psychological need to protect their ego on discord by throwing out meaningless insults
-Absolute genuine retardation

-Attacking others insecurities to bandage their trauma wounds
-also common in copinitus

“the deflection of simple questions”
very rarely
someone 30+

He’s suffering from the dreaded condition called copinitus.

copinitus by Dezirehercules October 6, 2020

crapintosh 

Very expensive boat anchor

The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!

crapintosh by Lost Boat April 24, 2006

crapintosh 

Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.

I've spent a year on this project and I've got it working on every platform except Crapintosh OSX.

crapintosh by Anonymous June 6, 2003

crapintosh 

A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.

"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"

crapintosh by Hate Crapintosh August 8, 2004

crapintosh 

macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it

my crapintosh just crashed for the fourth time this hour.

crapintosh by halex March 28, 2003