by UrbManJM July 19, 2018
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place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.
Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.
Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.
Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.
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Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.
Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.
Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.
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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?
Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!
Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!
Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
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Can sometimes be referred to as cremza, c-morne or the big c
Can sometimes be referred to as cremza, c-morne or the big c
person 1: hey man are you going to Cremorne for nye this year?
person 2: i wish, but i'm just not cool enough
person 2: i wish, but i'm just not cool enough
by cremza-babe January 15, 2008
Get the cremorne mug.A warm-seasoned alcoholic drink consisting of equal parts of plastic-bottle vodka, lemonade, and cranberry juice. Typically served in large pitchers with ice, rather than made per serving.
This concoction has been traced back to the heart of Georgia, U.S.A. and has a reputation for unforgiving hangover, the day following large consumption.
This concoction has been traced back to the heart of Georgia, U.S.A. and has a reputation for unforgiving hangover, the day following large consumption.
David: What are we serving at the 4th of July festival this year?
Jimbo: An ARAYment of chips to satisfy our bellies, and all refreshing ice cold Cremonade we can handle to wash it down with.
Eric: Tight. Things might get rowdy and we will all be paying for this in the morning.
Jimbo: An ARAYment of chips to satisfy our bellies, and all refreshing ice cold Cremonade we can handle to wash it down with.
Eric: Tight. Things might get rowdy and we will all be paying for this in the morning.
by Hooman of America March 11, 2012
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Get the cremotah mug.Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls.
Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.
Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.
by Machado Cardoso January 21, 2019
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