The condition you have when you are unable to refrain from laughing. Also, a biological process that inhibits the microorganisms in a substance to create a fungi like fermentation. Also, built up brown sugar.
"I was so CREMAed today, i couldn't stop laughing"
"omgg me too! i found built up brown sugar behind my chair"
"omgg me too! i found built up brown sugar behind my chair"
by MRSTortoizee! January 16, 2010

by Quankid June 11, 2018

by Senlay August 27, 2003

A coffee that someone pours you from a disgusting dirty coffee percolator machine in your work place.
Susan: Good Morning Boys, can I offer you a cup of coffee?
Robert and Michael: Gross no thanks I don't want any of that filthy crema.
Robert and Michael: Gross no thanks I don't want any of that filthy crema.
by David from Jerusalem May 20, 2013

Jake- Dude my girlfriend is disappointed in me, I busted a LIL CREMA.
JACK- Oh sorry too hear that dude
JACK- Oh sorry too hear that dude
by Lil Derstra February 20, 2021

by Pigsquid March 21, 2007

A recent pandemic of one or two lazy eyes, due to Semen, (otherwise known as "Crema Blanca"), being ejaculated into the eyes.
Janice can look at two things at once now that she has been diagnosed with Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS).
by Pigsquid March 21, 2007
