crema 

The condition you have when you are unable to refrain from laughing. Also, a biological process that inhibits the microorganisms in a substance to create a fungi like fermentation. Also, built up brown sugar.

"I was so CREMAed today, i couldn't stop laughing"
"omgg me too! i found built up brown sugar behind my chair"

crema by MRSTortoizee! January 16, 2010

crema 

A person that is extravagantly decorative and not serving the society in terms of efficiency.

Camilo, you are such a crema that waste the space and increase the price of my coffee.

crema by Quankid June 11, 2018

Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS) 

A recent pandemic of one or two lazy eyes, due to Semen, (otherwise known as "Crema Blanca"), being ejaculated into the eyes.

Janice can look at two things at once now that she has been diagnosed with Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS).

Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS) by Pigsquid March 21, 2007

Crema Blanca 

Semen, Sperm, Ejaculant, Cum,

Oh snap! That Crema Blanca in her eye must be causing extreme irritation!

Crema Blanca by Pigsquid March 21, 2007

Crema de Salsa Beans 

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema

I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.

Crema de Salsa Beans by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

Me la jalo sin crema 

Mexican way of saying "I jerk it without lotion"

Mexican guy #1- Me La jalo sin crema.
Mexican guy #2- Ay que rico.

Me la jalo sin crema by B-STONE May 25, 2011

Filthy Crema 

A coffee that someone pours you from a disgusting dirty coffee percolator machine in your work place.

Susan: Good Morning Boys, can I offer you a cup of coffee?
Robert and Michael: Gross no thanks I don't want any of that filthy crema.

Filthy Crema by David from Jerusalem May 20, 2013