ejaculant

Adj. Describing somebody who looks like they have just masturbated/ejaculated

"Alex, you look very ejaculant, today!"

"Yeah, I was just jerking off."

ejaculant by Kurt Cobain's GF June 6, 2011

Ejaculant

-Adj.

1. To look like you have just masturbated

2. To appear to be a chronic masturbator

Person 1: Well you're looking quite ejaculant today

Person 2: Yeah, I jerked-off like 20 minutes, hahaha!

Ejaculant by Joshel ;) June 6, 2011

ejaculant

Noun: Haverford slang for the ejaculate.

Monkeys fling their ejaculant.

ejaculant by Ben Webster March 4, 2004

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant 

The small ejaculation that occurs less than an hour after real ejaculation.

After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant by D1EN0M1TE July 7, 2009

Eye ejaculant 

The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.

Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.

Eye ejaculant by Headyesq October 13, 2017

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Ejacufaint 

When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.

The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.

Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!

Ejacufaint by YGproductions July 10, 2016