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creepy man hug 

if you're a man, and you hug another man (man on man situation), you grab them tight by the waist, put your beard in their neck, and tell them "our balls are touching"...because they are (its like hugging your fucked-up uncle and he gives you a hug and you just feel violated)
i gave alex the creepy man hug, he felt so dirty
creepy man hug by ray August 2, 2004

creepy man upstairs

Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.
Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!
creepy man upstairs by Plushplush February 12, 2010

Creepy crusty dusty old man 

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

Creepa OHHHH MAN 

Creepa OHHHHH MAN gave birth to Justin Beiber and loves eating slimy cock
Creepa OHHHH MAN
Wow man my cock just grew 6 inches
All good bro

That creep can roll, man

Used to grudgingly admit respect for the ability of someone who you despise.
Dude: That creep can roll, man.
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude

Creepmantic

A descriptive word for an act which is both creepy and romantic. Often confused with stalking but in order to be considered creepmantic, the act must not be totally unsolicited.
Van Gogh's gift of his own severed ear was considered by many to be the ultimate creepmantic act.
Creepmantic by JLuIe BeWb December 18, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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