creepies 

When you move your fingers or fingertips very gently across ones flesh, in a manner liken to the way a spider's legs move, so as to tickle someone, or give them chills.

For fun, I like to sneak up behind someone and give them creepies on their backs.

creepies by white zombie December 5, 2013

Mr. Creepies

The overwhelming feeling of depression and self-pity, accompanied by strong feelings of suicide; it is typically caused by an epic hangover or by extreme alcohol withdraw.

I got so shitfaced at the Ravens game, I must keep drinking or else I am going to get Mr. Creepies. I drank so fucking much last night Mr Creepy is definitely going to pay me a visit tomorrow. Ughh, got a gun?!?

Mr. Creepies by Salty Crocodile March 18, 2011

Standard Creepiness Rule 

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.

Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."

Standard Creepiness Rule by languagefan July 9, 2011

Growing Up Creepie 

A cartoon featuring Creepie Creature, a young girl who was raised by family of bugs. It airs on the Discovery Kids Network.

Creepie Creature is the star of Growing Up Creepie.

Growing Up Creepie by Joshua Graham May 16, 2008

creepiness ratio 

The ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.

The ratio is (Age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (Age-7)*2 for maximum age.

The creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.

At age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.

At age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.

creepiness ratio by the_anonymous_coward January 26, 2010

Creeples

(noun) A large gathering of odd/weird/strange people.

Last weekend I went to the dog show and couldn't separate the dogs from the creeples.

Creeples by rappymcrapperson September 23, 2009

creepist

Someone who has been caught acting in a creepy manner and is forever known as a creeper. To attain this title one must be caught in the act performing a creepy behavior like accessively staring at someone.

Ryan is a convicted creepist. Joe caught him jerking it to a picture of an eight year old boy.

creepist by RyanMPrince March 3, 2009