Creepiest

Slang young people use to mean “the best ever” (see also “bad” meaning “good” from the 1980’s)

Check out this new Arianna Grande jam, it’s the creepiest.

by delta-blue December 9, 2021

Creepertarian

A libertarian, most likely male, who believes the opposite gender's love for liberty is the green light to make a pass. Unfortunately, the creepertarian does not receive signals of rejection, and drives the victim away from the liberty movement entirely.

Creepertarian: "So I heard you're in to liberty."
Girl: "Yeah! I love the Liberty Movement!"
Creepertarian: "Me too! Except I only adhere to the non-aggression principle outside of the bedroom..."

by shinrin785 July 28, 2012

Standard Creepiness Rule

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.

Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."

by languagefan July 9, 2011

Creepertunity

The moment when an oppertunity arises to take a picture of someone extremely attractive to the opposite sex

I was walking in the mall when this fine ass chick dropped her bag giving me a great creepertunity to take a chivable pic of that ass.

by MidwestMegaDan September 14, 2012

Growing Up Creepie

A cartoon featuring Creepie Creature, a young girl who was raised by family of bugs. It airs on the Discovery Kids Network.

Creepie Creature is the star of Growing Up Creepie.

by Joshua Graham May 16, 2008

creepstick

(noun)
1) example of male anatomy
2) USB memory stick loaded with pornographic images.

Hey man sorry I got my creepstick stuck in your sister (or computer)

by Prime Minister R.G. Menzies. September 30, 2009

creepy creeperton

someone who is sketchy & creepy- could also be used to describe individuals who display characteristics & actions of pedaphiles or molesters.

"Did you see how he was looking at you with Mr. Boston eyes? Leave that creepy creeperton alone!"

by tha original aka 1 & only KHAT August 26, 2008