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cream doughnut

When you have a blister on the end of your finger and it pops whilst fingering a girl
Me : bro why did you pop your blister

Slade : didn't mean to man accidentally gave some bird a cream doughnut
cream doughnut by sladedidthis October 5, 2015
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Krusty Cream Doughnut 

When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.
"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."

boston cream doughnut 

when you are having oral sex with a girl and you ejaculate into her, mouth. she then starts letting it slowly pour out of her mouth like a angry dragon, so you take a massive dump on her head, for the chocolate icing on top. shes loves it, a lot.
Eitan dropped a huge dump on Ricks head making their oral sex, a wacky adventure, or just a boston cream doughnut

Boston cream doughnut 

When you cum in a girl then poop on her chest
My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.

Boston Cream Doughnut 

You cum in a girl, then shit on her and do Cleveland Steamroller
"Dude, I totally found a chick that was down for a Boston Cream Doughnut."

"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"
Boston Cream Doughnut by OzMuskratt November 25, 2018

Boston Cream Doughnut 

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch
Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit

Cream Filled Doughnut 

When you have a threesome with two women and one of them has a yeast infection. After you cum inside her, you make the other woman go down on her.
One of the chicks said she was hungry so I finished in her friend and gave her a cream filled doughnut to munch on.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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