A man who will buy you ice cream whenever you want it. A man who won’t judge you for being thick, he actually likes you *because* you’re thick. This man is usually very sweet and a little but naughty. If you find a man like this, don’t let him go.
‘How are things with Brandon?’
‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’
‘Holy shit. Do you think you’ll get married?’
‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’
‘Holy shit. Do you think you’ll get married?’
by Wowsheshott December 15, 2021
*Two dudes are chillin in a bar and sippin on some brewskis*
Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?
Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick
Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!
Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!
Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!
*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*
Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?
Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick
Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!
Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!
Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!
*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
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by The cream daddy himself March 31, 2018
When you finally get the whipped cream bottle after your dad when making a sundae just to find out he’s used every last drop.
by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 05, 2022