crazytext 

AnNoYiNg aS FuCk wRiTiNg uSeD By cHaVs aNd wAnKeRs wHo tHiNk iT'S CoOl aNd tHaT PeOpLe eNjOy hAvInG To rEaD WhAtEvEr tRiPe rEgArDiNg 50 CeNt/bRiTnEy tHeY ChOoSe tO TyPe aBoUt.

Crazytext is for wankers

crazytext by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

CRAZYSEXYCOOL 

These women are the women that all men should look for. When a women is CRAZYSEXYCOOL it means that she's crazy and fun to be around with, sexy meaning she takes care of herself and is great in the bedroom, and cool meaning that she has your back and sometimes just wants to kick it with you at a poetry club and just wants to talk about life and her future. You should always check yourself before messing up with a CRAZYSEXYCOOL women because they're hard to find now-a-days and the one you messed up with could've been the your partner for life.

John- Hello may I ask what's your name?
Lisa- My name is Lisa and yours?
John- My name is John and I couldn't help noticing how CRAZYSEXYCOOL you are and I was wondering do you wanna go out sometime?
Lisa- I don't even know who you are, John.
John- Right.... well umm... here's my card, call me sometime

* John gives buisness card to Lisa *

Lisa- Sure, I'll give you a car Mr. Williams
John- * Laughing * yep, that's me.
Lisa- * Laughing * I got to go now. Bye.
John- Bye
Lisa- Bye

*Lisa calls John a week later and they learn about
each other and eventually build a realtionship.
On Lisa's 25th birthday ( 1 year later )
John proposes to her. They eventually get
married and have a couple of kids. And live
happily ever after*

The end.

CRAZYSEXYCOOL by Alasyia December 26, 2006

CrazySexyCool 

"Yo, ha-ha
I wanna talk to the fellas for a minute
I want y'all to know
The flyest kinda ho
To get wit'
In '94, or period
She's CrazySexyCool
I'ma let y'all know what that be
Ha, she's kinda like me
Wouldn't y'all like a girl
Who has a nice sense of humor
That can kick it, make you laugh
Then on the other side
In the bedroom
Whip that thang on
Ya know what I'm sayin'
But uh, when it's time to kick it, with the fellas
She can roll, get her stroll on
Ya know what I mean
Yeah
So that be like me
And Chilli, and Left Eye right
Yeah, CrazySexyCool
I get dat
Y'all share too
Ha ha"
- TLC

Tom- what do you know about that girl over there?
Josh- Not only is she foine, but she's CrazySexyCool as well.
Tom- Sweet.

CrazySexyCool by Samantha csc August 22, 2006

crazytastic 

the only way to describe the greatest weekend filled with party hoppin

Dude 1 "Yo bro, did you go to sam's this weekend?"
Dude 2 "Fuck yea, back to back parties, crazytastic."

crazytastic by DipnDrank March 21, 2010

crapitextrous 

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions

Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous

crapitextrous by steve austin July 22, 2004

Crashtexting 

The act of creating a text message so long by spamming the same word or phrase that it crashes the victims phone. And sometimes the typer's depending on length.

Usually done by copying the text and pasting it over and over until it increases in length exponentially. Most potent if done in a large group chat.

Person 1: Damn I got crashtexted last night.

Person 2: What was the message?

Person 1: lelelleelell <insert 84713 more characters>

Person 2: YOU JUST CRASHED MY PHONE I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

Person 1: lel

Crashtexting means to be spammed with an extremely long message and it crashes your device.

Crashtexting by Meowmeowsmasher June 27, 2016

crazytheaterkid 

Crazytheaterkid theater kid is and amazing TikToker

Sally:Hey have you heard of crazytheaterkid

Bob:yes ofc! That’s Elizabeth Guldner right?
Sally:Yup ,she’s amazing

crazytheaterkid by Iloveelizabeth June 4, 2021