crapuffin

really crap muffin

crapuffin by Haggie tpw May 29, 2003

crapuccino 

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---

Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.

crapuccino by Jeff D April 20, 2003

crapfaint 

While taking a large deuce you push so hard that you almost black out.

Steve used the bathroom at Jamey's house. 30 minutes later Steve returned and said, "Crapfainted again gotta stop eating at P.F. Changs."

crapfaint by Swandive123 August 16, 2010

craufting 

When you laugh and cry at the same time.

Omg I was so drunk I fell on the bar stool and

Hit my ass so hard that I was craufting.

craufting by naughty nikki May 11, 2014

Craffing 

Ussually a result of being an extremely awkward person, this is the combination of half crying, half laughing. This occurs when such an awkward person cannot decide between the proper reation to a situation.

What's that guy saying to Jenna?
I don't know but she's totally craffing.

Craffing by Kayla246 August 25, 2008

Cruffin 

The food of godliness that combines the 3 greatest foods of all time - the Pie, Muffin, and Cookie. It consists of a Pie shaped mass of cookie dough, baked until its hard and cookie like, followed by a delicious centre of chocolate chip or double chocolate chip muffin stuffing.

"Oi gimme a slice of that Cruffin!"

Cruffin by Cruffin Man April 18, 2008

Cruffin 

A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin.

I could really use a cruffin, after I finish my croissant and my muffin yo!

Cruffin by zomboy arts February 17, 2019