crapstrap 

A diaper, or poop containing device which one wears. Usually worn by the elderly. However, in West Virginia, birthplace of the crapstrap, there is a Federal Heath Mandate that requires residents of that state, regardless of age, educational background, or social status, to wear one with a lock. This lock is to prevent them from eating their poop. World renowned Sociologist and Psychologist are currently conducting a series of studies to find the root cause behind the West Virginians instinctive need to eat their own poop.

Grannpa' fergot tuhputch his crapstrap on again! Luuhks likeh werr eetchin' roy rogers tonightch!

crapstrap by Boon Bones October 31, 2011

craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.

I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions

craptractions by DayvN July 13, 2012

crabtrap 

When the recipient of anal sex squeezes his or her sphincter trapping the giver's penis so he cannot pull out easily.

Josh howled when he was caught in Vince's crabtrap.

John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.

crabtrap by danns October 17, 2008

Crabstravaganza 

A C.R.A.B. sanctioned crabbing tournament in Grand Chenier, Louisiana where teams compete for prizes and bragging rights as the best crabber in Southwest Louisiana.

Bon Temps Bateau was the winning team for Crabstravaganza 2010.

Crabstravaganza by Big Tuna 895 February 26, 2011

Craptropolis 

A large city that was once beautiful and safe that is now decrepit, crime-infested and contracting in population. A typical example would be Detroit, once the fifth largest city in America and now isn't even in the top 25. A craptropolis has hundreds of abandoned buildings, gang-infested streets, murders, robberies, carjackings, to name a few.

Hey man, wanna go to Chicago this weekend for some baseball and deep-dish?

No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!

Craptropolis by joseph blough October 20, 2022

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.

Elton John is a piano playin craptapper

craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

Claptrap 

Nonsense, bunk, blah-blah-blah!

The candidate promised voters that Mexico would build the wall, but it was truly just claptrap.

Claptrap by talk2me-JCH2 January 15, 2021