Carplonkey

A dirty, annoying person that won't leave you alone. Could be a racial slur with no specific race.

Wow this kid keeps following me around, what a fuckin' carplonkey.

by S4L4D October 7, 2009

Cartmonkey

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.

He's a cartmonkey at the super store.

by cartmonkey October 23, 2004

crapmonkey

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005

crapmonkey

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies

1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

by The Sara December 29, 2007