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Crapsulation

The delicate yet impervious insulation that forms on the surface-exposed exterior of larger caliber fecal material that, when violated, can no longer contain the noxious turd-stank contained within. Of particular relevance to sun-baked side-walk and lawn droppings.
Oh snap! Run! Grandpa was cleaning the yard and broke crapsulation! He can't smell it, but we can. Here it comes...
Crapsulation by YAWA August 21, 2016

Crapulla Football Club 

A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.

The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.
Example for Crapulla Football Club:

Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?

Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.
Crapulla Football Club by rozza1 September 3, 2013

crapflood 

Crapflooding is a form of trolling online media such as discussion websites or Usenet newsgroups with nonsensical, inane, and/or repetitive postings in order to make it difficult for other users to read other postings. It can also be motivated by a desire to waste the targetted site's bandwidth and storage space with useless text.

It is also used to refer to such postings on image boards which queue a certain number of pictures at any given time, and thus crapflooding pushes back (or even out) relevant information.

As a technique, crapflooding is typically considered by other trolls to be a "lesser" form of trolling since less intellectual effort is involved in carrying it out. However, initiating crapflooding may involve significant intelligence and work; for instance, in having to circumvent anti-crapflooding measures.

Crapflooding can also be carried out via scripts or other utilities, which could handle the task much quicker than doing so by hand.
Holyshit myg0t just crapflooded that forum. RIFK.
crapflood by [myg0t]OverlordQ December 18, 2004

Crapulence 

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.
Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.
Crapulence by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

Crapfuck 

"Holy crapfuck, my hat."
Crapfuck by The Muffin Queen November 24, 2004

crapfunnel 

1: an annoying person who keeps on insisting feeding you uninteresting information
2: a superior who makes you do a lot of work for him that he should be doing himself
Man, my boss made me lick stamps today. He is such a crapfunnel.
crapfunnel by FormFaktor May 1, 2003