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Crapfuck 

"Holy crapfuck, my hat."
Crapfuck by The Muffin Queen November 24, 2004
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crapfuck 

1) an expression of panic or dissapointment
2) stuff, miscellaneous items
"Holy crapfuck!"
"I need to clean up, I've got crapfuck all over the place"
crapfuck by milke May 18, 2003

CrapFuck 

(n) A commonly used expletive, mostly for situations that require such.

(v) A sexual act involving human or animal excrement
Joey:"Dude, I just set fire to your house."

Eric:"CrapFuck!"

-or-
Joey:"Dude, have you heard what a crapfuck is?

Eric:"Sadly, yes."
CrapFuck by Pufflocke January 2, 2008

crapfuck 

"Crapfuck! I don't understand these IKEA instructions"
crapfuck by mblueyellow November 12, 2022

crapsucker 

Insult used by Stroker to Hoop in the animated series Stroker and Hoop on Adult Swim.
"Hoop, you crapsucker!"
crapsucker by VyRiZ December 27, 2005

Crayfuck 

A word I made just to prove not every word has been made up.
Hey stupid ass Dexter look an original word it's : crayfuck
Crayfuck by zachariajacxon May 27, 2009

crapfunkular

Well, that's just crapfunkular
crapfunkular by Muffin Queen February 1, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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