crapancho Share definition Flag A Device in which you put on your "anus" while in a Sumo Fight so that you can drop a few pounds as you are in combat my Crapancho is heavy, I need to empty it crapancho by Kyle Magnusson September 22, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the crapancho mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch