crapalog

direct mail marketing catalog. junk mail.

All I got in the mail besides bills was a crapalog.

by Jaspers August 3, 2007

Crapologist

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

crapilogue

the epilogue of the seventh Harry Potter book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which was so craptastic that it was painful to read

"Gee Dad, why did you give me such a contrived name?"
"Now, now, Albus Severus. Your name isn't contrived, its poignant."

"Wow! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was perfect!"
"You must have missed the crapilogue."
"Oh shit I did."

by V.E.B. November 19, 2007

Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Crapology

Crapology: the study of anything that does not reach a high standard as set by the majority of stake holders. Subject is generally a singular object or noun that many people submit evidence on to be reviewed by a group. An example might be crap photos of birds. Criteria to be met may include blurred images, poor placement of the subject, poor distance.

Any object may become the subject of a study in its crappiness. The only criteria is that people must volunteer to judge the object objectively without feeling and bias.

Studying the crappiness of any subject requires a PhD in crapology

by Sparklelarkle November 13, 2021

crapology

the study of feces to predict the future

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

by steve austin July 21, 2004

crapalogue

A catalogue which is full of crap stuff you don't want or need.

"No mail today except for a Tupperware crapalogue."

by mcnelson April 6, 2008