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Crap Weasel 

Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.
J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.

crap weasel 

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''
crap weasel by spencer soper October 2, 2020

Crap Weasle 

A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung
"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"

"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"

"You smell like a crap weasle
Crap Weasle by GF January 28, 2003

Crap Weasels! 

An expression of displeasure. Something you could substitute for Oh shit!, if there are chitlens present.
Franny: 'Hey Zoey I just found you ipod-guess where it was?'
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!
Crap Weasels! by Incandescent_2 September 4, 2006

Crap Weasle 

1. Fetal obsessed rodent of the weasle family.
2. Mild yet strangley amusing insult.
1. That dang'd dar crap weasles goin' after t' chicken dung again, maw!

2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.
Crap Weasle by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

Crapweasel

Previously unknown person who sneaks in and takes the girl/guy who has recently become available and that you've wanted for years; typically about ten seconds before you're about to make your move.
Who's that crapweasel and why is she making out with him?
Crapweasel by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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