crap sick 

A horrendous physical condition which is felt within minutes of waking up in the morning and usually lasts the rest of the day. The unlucky victim feels as if bile is coursing through their veins and feces has permeated every tissue of their body, rendering said victim into a helpless, bloated, and near-delusional shadow of their normal self.
Usually triggered by eating mass quantities of junk food immediately before going to bed.

Ughhh...I shouldn't have drank that two-liter of Mt. Dew and eaten that bag of Doritos before bed...I got the crap sick.

crap sick by TV's Dr. Phil January 23, 2008

I'm sick of your crap 

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your crap by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024

I'm sick of your crap 

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your crap by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024

crapsickles 

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.

oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!

crapsickles by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008

holy crapsickle 

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

holy crapsickle by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

crapsickle 

n. crap, on a stick, frozen. i.e. an after-school treat loved by many children all around the world.

After school we went over to Mark's house for a refreshing ice-cold crapsickle treat.

crapsickle by Brett December 17, 2004

crapsickle 

a term for some one who talks crap and says things that make no sense and mean nothing, who are full of shit

i.e. u remind me of a crapsickle because you are full of shit

crapsickle by andrew May 13, 2005