A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.
He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece ofsoftware to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.
Descrbing something that sucks to go through but has to be done or experienced for a good reason or for the greater good. With "crap" stating that it sucks shit and apples stating that it is for a good cause since apples are good for your health.
Ted: Oh man, I have to finish these reports by 5 o' clock so I can go to the beer carnivalon time. Crap apples!
The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).