InTune2U's definitions

Holosapien

A very distant descendant of a human being that has undergone the evolutionary process of merging with technology. Formally homosapien or human being. An entity that possesses a high sense of awareness, along with abilities that far exceeds those capable by any human being. God-like in comparison to humans. Interacts with it's environments on several dimensions, particularly beyond the 3rd.

On average, Holosapiens have begun to terraform planets at the rate of one per month.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Unifold

The detection or process of two Universes merging together. When a Universe begins to stretch out and expand unexpectedly. One Universe filling up with another adjacent Universe. Spilling into, mixing of two separate Universes.

Physicists have determined that the sudden expansion rate of our Universe is due to a Unifold.

by Intune2U November 27, 2011

Crap App

A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.

He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Coldsauce

1.) A thick, creamy, dairy product that is poured into a container, covered, then refrigerated to make homemade icecream within an hour.

2.) Opposite of hotsauce. A liquid drink ingested as a remedy to sooth the burning effects of extremely spicy foods.

Woman : Now that they've come out with coldsauce, I no longer have to purchase icecream from the store, nor use those machines to make it.

Man : I can't participate in the habarnero pepper eating contest if I don't have my coldsauce as a backup.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Replanate

To re-terraform a dead planet. The act of reinvigorating a failed terraformed planet. A planet that is brought back to life by way of seeding it with chemical elements.

Scientists will replanate Sysoria if it shows no signs of activity in two months.

by Intune2U November 29, 2011

Digifrost

Any programmable device or equipment that undergoes a sudden halt during the processing of information. A pause in routine analysis. Redundant looping. To hesitate in carrying out a command.

My vacuum bot must be experiencing digifrost, it keeps stopping briefly while cleaning my carpet.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

SleepTravel

To pass time by going to sleep. A way of getting to the next point in time quickly, via sleep. Purposely going to sleep in order to avoid the passage of long hours.

Caller : (11am) What time will you be done with the tuneup on my car??....it's been 2 hours now.

Mechanic : Well, the parts never arrived so we had to reorder. Looks like late this evening, around 7pm.

Caller : Oh man!!, alright then. I'll just sleeptravel til 8pm and give you a call back.

Mechanic : Okay.

by Intune2U November 29, 2011