An event or series of events so crap-laden that it transcends craptacular, craptastic, but falls short of crapnarok.
My bosses wouldn't let me off for medical appointments so I quit my job. My appointments found gallbladder disease. Now I'm going to have a hard time paying for the fucking surgery. This week's been a real crapapalooza.
The reason for taking Calculus; for this one day, in which the class is divided into random teams and pitted against each other in events such as spinning around a bat 10 times and running to 1st base, throwing a frisbee (closes to the base wins), naming as many states starting with a particular letter, push-up contest, all in the pursuit of the ever elusive "VETO". An invention by Pat "G-man" Gallant.
"Today is Calapalooza, the most excellent day of the year."
"Sam Mayo made a fool of himself at Calapalooza yesterday, search "spinning mayo" on youtube to see for yourself."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.