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Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.
The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?
by the_guy January 14, 2005
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Carnie is the name of the hapless protagonist from the blockbuster hit "Death of Carnie". He is proficient with torches and old timey bicycles. His nemesis is N-Steak
Carnie is underfed and possibly immortal.
by Great Sacandaga Lake September 19, 2007
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Austin Powers Sums this one up nicley.

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Hey carnie those coconuts are stuck to the poles !
by Mixmaster Jazzy G April 08, 2004
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A person with sub-standard looks.
A person who looks like they operate the tilt-a-whirl at the county fair.
"Mike goes for carnies, he only gets laid when the carnival is in town"
by mb05 May 25, 2005
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poor people who cheat children on fair games, usually giving poor prizes to those who do win.
dont go near him he's a smelly carnie
by Mcfarts June 06, 2003
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