Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.
The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?
by the_guy January 14, 2005
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Austin Powers Sums this one up nicley.

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Hey carnie those coconuts are stuck to the poles !
by Mixmaster Jazzy G April 8, 2004
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The scary people who work at carnivals.
A smelly carnie with four teeth missing was hitting on me
by tatertot208 May 27, 2005
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poor people who cheat children on fair games, usually giving poor prizes to those who do win.
dont go near him he's a smelly carnie
by Mcfarts June 6, 2003
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in contrast to the ordinary meaning of carnie, this one means someone who believes they are the reincarnation of someone. in a tacky way. extra points if it’s an infamous historical figure. extra extra points if the figure was a mass murderer. extra extra extra points if they have an egg laying kink. (we’re all looking at you, felix)
“hey did you hear about felix cipher?”
“no who tf is that”
“he’s a delulu wannabe h*tler carnie who likes egg porn and writes shitty books”
by vivid👉👈 July 12, 2023
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A person with sub-standard looks.
A person who looks like they operate the tilt-a-whirl at the county fair.
"Mike goes for carnies, he only gets laid when the carnival is in town"
by mb05 May 25, 2005
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