cranebrook 

aka. crimebrook, it is a suburb in western sydney that hosts all manner of westies.

1) cranebrook is home of teens who attatch motors to their push bikes and hoon through the streets at midnight, everynight without fail from lack of any other entertainment from neighbouring suburbs.
boy 1- oi, i got a ideeeya.... lets stick that mota on ma ride and go croosin!!
boy 2- oh thatl be siiiiiiik!!!! pass us me fukn ciggies and we'll ride to the stash (slang term for station)

2) the main road in cranebrook plays host to numerous drag races daily, and helicopters are regularly found circling the suburb. known to have police chases through the southern end of town

3) cranebrook is a place to avoid if you are walking home after 6 unless your name is doug

cranebrook by emileee May 17, 2008

Cranbrook b.c.

Otherwise known as dink town due to the large population of dinks.

Can you give me a ride to dink town? I need to go to walmart.

Have you ever heard of Cranbrook b.c.? Ya, I know where dink town is.

Cranbrook b.c. by Keith Stones June 18, 2011

Cranbrook BC

Hockey or trucks?? pick one. if you don’t you better learn how to skateboard and buy a breeze. drink of choice?? hey y’alls. it doesn’t matter if you’re a hick, a skid or a hockey kid. there’s nothing to do here except go for a drive with your friends around gold creek or go for a late night Don’s run. everyone claims they hate it here and want to move to the coast after they graduate but after a few years at the college they become stuck here, just like their parents. every hoe that lives here has a snapchat score of at least a million. there’s such an awful selection of people to date that you have to start looking for people that are at least 3 years apart in age from you. there’s at least 10 lg’s at every party. speaking of parties, people love having them at random lakes 20 mins out of town. this place isn’t special.

Cranbrook BC kids are skids.

Cranbrook BC by countryboyiloveyou666 September 13, 2018

CranbrookDeer

The most ghetto-ass deer you will ever find living in the neighborhood of Cranbrook. He defends his lover Kesha with all his strength and will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her. Don't Fuck with the deer, or He'll Fuck you up. Real Talk Nigga.

Dog: "Damn she fine!"

CranbrookDeer: "The fuck you just say to me dog, I'll fuck you up. Don't Run Niqqa. PUMP PUMP KILL BITCH. 12 12 12 Nigga 12"

CranbrookDeer by PumpActionShotgun January 7, 2012

Cranbrook School 

A school for Guyz in Sydney Australia...

Everyonez so cool and relaxed and everyone getz along...

They're HEAPS GOOD at everything and scares the crap out of you when you have to play sport against them...

Did I mention there LEGENDS!!

Kambala Chick: Hey did you go to Cranbrook School:

Cranbrook Guy: Yeh?

Kambala Chick: Letz have SEX!!

Cranbrook Guy: Why not??

Cranbrook School by Zacquire April 1, 2009

Cranbrooked

When one deliberately roast or makes fun of somebody for really any reason at all, religion, race, ideology, and even school.

Yo did you see that, Papa Doc just got Cranbrooked.

But I know something about you You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school. " Yo he got Cranbrooked."

Cranbrooked by Real-Slim November 6, 2017

Cranbrook hoe 

When you think you have found a girl good enough for you from here good luck. You are better off digging through trash they either bang half the kootenay ice team or suck a dick for a pack of smokes. they are heartless stone cold bitches that use their make up to cover their problems,one day they are crazy for you the next day they are talking to team chlamydia from the Whl but dont worry they are "just friends".

Oh? Her? Yeah i know her shes a cranbrook hoe she threw a party for her and her friends to sleep with the hockey team.

Cranbrook hoe by Yours_truly 23 February 2, 2019