Otherwise known as dink town due to the large population of dinks.
Can you give me a ride to dink town? I need to go to walmart.

Have you ever heard of Cranbrook b.c.? Ya, I know where dink town is.
by Keith Stones June 19, 2011
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Well known as a terrible town to live, you probably got stuck here when your parents spent all their money on crack and couldn't leave, if you're a teenager you're probably doing drugs by the age of 11, the parties are terrible and everyone in this town are either faggots, junkies, or have some sort of mental disability. People here probably shouldn't have kids.

Either way, do not come to Cranbrook. You'll regret it and waste your money. People who are reading this are probably in Cranbrook, so please, MOVE AWAY.
Cranbrook B.C. is the worst place you could live in Canada.
by BryFuckingWroteThis October 23, 2018
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