The most ghetto-ass deer you will ever find living in the neighborhood of Cranbrook. He defends his lover Kesha with all his strength and will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her. Don't Fuck with the deer, or He'll Fuck you up. Real Talk Nigga.
Dog: "Damn she fine!"

CranbrookDeer: "The fuck you just say to me dog, I'll fuck you up. Don't Run Niqqa. PUMP PUMP KILL BITCH. 12 12 12 Nigga 12"
by PumpActionShotgun January 7, 2012
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