crampitus

When a person cramps a whole lot.

"I have a huge cramp in my leg, my crampitus is showing."

by UnbarredAsh338 July 6, 2023

Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006

crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

Craptus

A sharp painful turd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.

I can't eat payday's anymore or I'll shitting craptus for a week

by Sir Ronald Fece' Chucker III December 6, 2009

Caputus Crepitus

A fireball spell from Team Fortress 2

Scout - Caputus Crepitus *fireball appears on his hand*

by ThatOneHuman125k June 29, 2016

t'as les cramptés

French meaningless slang question principally used to confuse the listener, obliging them to fall in the trap of telling « hein ? ».

Person 1 : T'as les cramptés ? (Do you have the cramptés ?)
Person 2 : Hein ? (Huh ?)
Person 1 : Apanyae ! (Apanyae !)

by Cirnye May 27, 2023

Crampissed

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.

"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."

by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018