Cramptual

The feeling one has when experiencing cramps for an extended period of time.

I am feeling very cramptual today.

by Noleb June 10, 2022

Straight factuals no captuals

When you are hearing someone spitting facts you can reply by saying this and it will imply that you are 100% in agreement with what they are saying.

Gabe- yo this jacket is cold bruh
TJ- yo that’s straight factuals no captuals

by TJ from the way December 30, 2018

captual

like factual, but cap. not real/fictional.

‘Canes is so good!’

‘Yeah bro, that’s factual not captual.’

by kaylaswag March 21, 2021

Crampulation

Verb:-The result/act of spontaneous and unforeseen cramp during sex, resulting in immediate and powerful ejaculation.

Also:- Crampulated (A Past Crampulation)

"Sex would have been great if it wasn't or that damn crampulation of mine"
"OhGoshDarn I crampulated all over Cindy's face"
"I was having an amazing time until I crampulated"

by PassTheMayo September 5, 2014

craptallica

craptallica is a bad term used by metallica bashers

John: OMG METALLICA KICKS ASS!
Mike: yeah right, more like craptallica
John: hey, everyone has a right to their own opinion

by Deltantor May 22, 2005

Craptallica

80's hairmetal band that really really sucks, sometimes they go on tour, have a special on MTV or show up at your local town fair with REO speedwagon.

man this new craptallica cd sucks, how much do you think lars and james made?

by TapRootDan August 21, 2005

craptalicized

Written badly

"Well our poster looked fine before Danielle craptalicized it!"

"Our poster would've gotten at A if you hadn't let Celeste craptalicize it!"

by Schubertastic January 31, 2009