Crampissed

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.

"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."

by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018

crampiped

Cramming dick down her throat; like when a snake eats something to big for their body and you can just see the head of the dick moving down the throat. Crampiped.

Example 1: Dude bro that chick was awesome last night, she totally let me crampipe her!

Example 2: That bitch couldn’t handle getting crampiped!

by Kaelitty May 17, 2023

catpissed

When some hoe mark her territory up in front of everyone. i.e. flopping her ass down on a dude's lap at a party so other bitches know what's up.

Yo that bitch Andrea just flopped all over Devon's lap to make a point. Looks like he just got catpissed.

by Dopplepopolous April 11, 2016