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That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.
"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018
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