Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Crampissed 

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.
"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
Crampissed by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018
Related Words
Cramish is a word for very VERY VERY close friends, even if they are miles apart. They are meant to be insperable and even if they have MANY fights, they will always be best friends. Usually, people who are in CRAMISH, have different personalities from each other which makes them unique in their own way. This also keeps them close together, Forever.
I hope we will all become Cramish one day!!
Cramish by R from Cramish July 29, 2011

Champish 

John is puking on the side of the car. He is being very champish.

Nate is talking shit to everybody tonight. He's being such a champish fuck.
Champish by Goarat November 4, 2009

crappish 

The special ability to talk stupid things more than suitable things. Language of who talks a lot of crap.
Kanye West talks so many crap that I could say he speaks "crappish"
crappish by shickst May 29, 2016

Crumpish 

A dumbass bitchy ass language spoken to say "my balls itch"
Retard: MY BALLS ITCH
Random Dude: He's speaking crumpish
Crumpish by Birdite July 30, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more