Crampire

A person who possesses a thirst for blood 24 hours a day, 7 days a month.

Crampires suck your blood the old-fashioned way.

by jerrodr August 28, 2015

Campire

Homoerotic vampire art (fiction, art, film) popularized by authors such as Bram Stoker, Anne Rice and Laurell K Hamilton.

"I like the sex scenes in the latter vampire Chronicles published by Anne Rice."

"You fucking campire."

by Thomas Parfrey May 4, 2008

Clampire

One who goes down on a woman while shes on her period.

Shawns wife was on the rag but he doesn't mind. He uncorked it and still went down. Hes a clampire....

by TACOBAR June 18, 2009

crampie

When a woman is being an annoying angry bitch

Why is Jenna such a crampie bitch

by wade001 November 17, 2013

crampiped

Cramming dick down her throat; like when a snake eats something to big for their body and you can just see the head of the dick moving down the throat. Crampiped.

Example 1: Dude bro that chick was awesome last night, she totally let me crampipe her!

Example 2: That bitch couldn’t handle getting crampiped!

by Kaelitty May 17, 2023

crampies

a dope word that jenna says instead of "cramps"

"aw i have such bad crampies"

by JHoez February 20, 2009

Campire

A "camp" (means gay) vampire.

girl: omg that jasper from twilight is so fit!
boy: omg he is such a campire!

by Rozzers101 May 20, 2009