crampled

An adjective to describe wrinkled, bunched up old pussy lips. A cross between crumpled and menstrual cramps (related to the woman's age.)

I was just about to fuck this cougar that I picked up in the bar the other night, when I slid down her panties and saw the nasty crampled pussy.

I love fuckin that crampled old MILF pussy. Too bad it's your mom's. Heh.

by sc0ner June 16, 2010

deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

by himigane November 12, 2021

CrumpleDummple

When your ass crumbs harden creating a rock hard log....Basically a hard, flaky shit

guys. GUYS! you'll never believe the CrumpleDummple Amber Heard just took in my bed!

by --BerryTheManokit-- November 29, 2022

deineth cramplel dance

when someone undergoes "deineth cramplel" It is implied you must do an intricate dance. this dance requires 5 people, a butt-plug, a bomb, nipple peircings, and a rope. all 5 people must first undergo deineth cramplel. Next everyone attached ropes to each persons nipple peircings. Then they all wear buttplugs. Then they all play musical chairs. Each person that loses has to shit on their butt plug

person 1: i just had deineth cramplel
person 2: same
person 1 & 2: you know what that means
person 1 & 2: *calling to other people*
person 1: WE NEED TO DO THE DEINETH CRAMPLEL DANCE

by mr krungle November 27, 2021

Crappled

When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.

One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.

by Bilbo D. Faggins October 16, 2012

Crample

The unfortunate moment when your anus cramps while playing good ol' rugby with your mates.

Matt: Duude, I got a bad case of Crample last game, can you fill in for me?
Robert: Sure man, hopefully I don't get Crample too.

by NigNogTheBeaner June 16, 2018

Crappled

the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.

We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.

by Funkoma January 12, 2011