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An adjective to describe wrinkled, bunched up old pussy lips. A cross between crumpled and menstrual cramps (related to the woman's age.)
I was just about to fuck this cougar that I picked up in the bar the other night, when I slid down her panties and saw the nasty crampled pussy.

I love fuckin that crampled old MILF pussy. Too bad it's your mom's. Heh.
by sc0ner June 13, 2010
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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