by Diadem Phillips October 14, 2010
All you doggers have it wrong, we now use a construction site to meet and I tell you when Craining I managed to get about six girls to touch my hard helmet!!
by Nearly Tall Paul August 29, 2013
My grandmother is a craine
by CrypticDiamond December 7, 2016
Did you see Murph Dog last night at the club? Boy was making it straight rain!
That was crain, not rain. It'll be ten years before he pays off that tab.
That was crain, not rain. It'll be ten years before he pays off that tab.
by Dutch Y. September 26, 2008
A guy who has a big ego, but abnormally small penis. Almost like a banana. Most Crain's go after girls with large booty's or big breasts. They can be very sly with their words, and make someone believe that they are better than any other guy. Normally they are smart and witty, but only let you hear what you want to hear. Be careful, cause crains might just fool you.
"Crain took my virginity, and told me he loved me. Now, he doesn't give me the time of day. What a DOUCHEBAG."
by cutiewithabooty28 October 24, 2012
A Crain is the sweetest human you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Crain just know that they will never leave you and never break your trust. You could tell a Crain anything and they wouldn't judge you for it, in fact; they would take their time to learn all about what you told them so they understand better. A Crain is definitely the type of person to drive across the city to bring you soup when you're sick. They are very attractive but struggle to see what other people see and tend to not accept compliments, so you just gotta let them know that they are in fact f-cking amazing and that they deserve every compliment that they get. They are super intelligent, and would help you out with your homework if you were struggling, they are the person to have alot of pressure put on them to be a really good student so they want things to be perfect. They are very responsible and act like a parent figure alot of the time. They love Spiritual things so they would probably give you crystals aswell as other small gifts. They are too nice for their own good, and don't expect anything back for their kindness.
If you ever meet a Crain you are stuck with them, well stuck with eachother, which is a good thing.
If you ever meet a Crain you are stuck with them, well stuck with eachother, which is a good thing.
Person 1: Is that Crain?
Person 2: Yes! They are the best friend ever
Person 1: They seem super cool!
Person 2: Yes! They are the best friend ever
Person 1: They seem super cool!
by 404system December 31, 2022
The combination of smegma and fecal matter dripping off one's ball sack. Usually after a long night of giving and receiving anal sex while snorting cocaine and taking the lord's name in vain.
by RobbleRobble November 19, 2015