Crayning 

To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus

Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!

Crayning by Cuntano June 21, 2012

cryning 

basically when you combine crying and whining.

"You need to stop cryning or we won't win this match"

cryning by Skilurus May 24, 2016

Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face

Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face

Craining by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.

1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.

Cock Craning by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Craning 

The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.

Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!

Craning by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014

crawning 

When you are yawning so fucking hard that tears come out of your eyes

Last night at the strip club after pulling two all nighters, I was crawning so fuckin hard that all the strippers were bringing me tissues and asking what was wrong. I ended up bringing two home and having anal sex while crawning all over their back with tears of joy and restlessness

crawning by Helladank February 6, 2015

Cranning

(verb) When you invite a girl over to your place, proceed to make out with her, then kick her out after making her think she'd bang you.

Jacob: "You know that girl Jennifer? I'm totally cranning her tonight."

Michael: "Fucking legend, that bitch deserves it."

Cranning by Behmdawg June 24, 2023