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Crayning

To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus
Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!
by Cuntano June 21, 2012
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cryning

"You need to stop cryning or we won't win this match"
by Skilurus May 24, 2016
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Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face
Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face
by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010
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Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.
1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.
by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006
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Craning

The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.
Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!
by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014
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crawning

When you are yawning so fucking hard that tears come out of your eyes
Last night at the strip club after pulling two all nighters, I was crawning so fuckin hard that all the strippers were bringing me tissues and asking what was wrong. I ended up bringing two home and having anal sex while crawning all over their back with tears of joy and restlessness
by Helladank February 6, 2015
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Cranning

(verb) When you invite a girl over to your place, proceed to make out with her, then kick her out after making her think she'd bang you.
Jacob: "You know that girl Jennifer? I'm totally cranning her tonight."

Michael: "Fucking legend, that bitch deserves it."
by Behmdawg June 24, 2023
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