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having such a fucking hairy ass, you could use a wax.

God Greg, you really could use a crackwax!

crackwax by ** June 26, 2003

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crackwalk

Verb which defines the kind of walking style adopted by crack addicts on a mission to get more crack. Typically eyes down, shoulders up, hunched over, listing to the side and small, fast steps.

Can't stop and chat mate, I'm running late, gotta get my crackwalk on.

crackwalk by Stu & Sez May 7, 2007

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Crackwagon

Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.

Me: Hey bro look at that crackwagon over in the Winn Dixie parking lot.

My Bro: lol

Crackwagon by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018

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crackwagon

Jim Rome Jungle Gloss for the Dallas Cowboys, circa 1995.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.

The Raiders beat the crap out of the Crackwagon today.

crackwagon by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005

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crackwagon

A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.

Aw damn, Sam's back on the crackwagon. I thought he quit that shit.

crackwagon by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

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crackward

A male who leans towards anal sex with members of the same gender and like to do this as often and frequently as is physically posible for a human being without damage to the producers of the sexual cells that dangle inside their sack

damn u r such a fuckin crackward

crackward by bigyun February 3, 2005

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up-sack-crack-wax

The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.

Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.

up-sack-crack-wax by Dave-o-rama September 29, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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