Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.
Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human
The study of the complex world within the mind of a cyclist, including -but not limited to- the mental routes, pathways, conduits, panoramas and transient emotions experienced whilst navigating an adventure on the bicycle of life.
On closer inspection, his cycology unravelled a lot of things about the way he was.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).